Oha-lucky my kawaii hentai honeys!
Now I know some of you may have seen my totes harsh review on Fling. But today I wanna spill the scalding ☕️ that UberHorny is basically just Fling with a new paint job! *Makes shocked Pikachu face*
I know right, major tea. But as a professional and sweet cinnamon roll reviewer, imma pretend I haven't already roasted Fling to a crisp. Can't have my beloved fans thinking I'm a lazy girl! - X Porn Dude
So for this review, I'll be turning down the spice and giving some sugary sweetness to my critiques. Gotta keep up my image as a nice family-friendly egirl, am I right? *Hair flip*
Anyways, without further ado, let's get into the piping hot tea on UberHorny aka Fling, the "new" hookup app for us thirsty weebs! *Sips boba*
UberHorny (aka Fling) - The Hookup App for Freaks Like Me!
Oha-lucky! It's ya girl X PornDude coming at you live from my bedroom cause I have no life! *makes peace signs* Today I'm bringing you the hot gossip on UberHorny aka Fling, the erothot hookup app for weebs and otakus like me who are down bad for some waifu action, if you know what I mean wink wink...
So grab your body pillows and get ready for some saucy truths!
The Deets on Signing Up for UberHorny (aka Fling)
Let's start with the tea on making an account. All you gotta do is enter your email and choose what you're looking for. Male seeking female? Female seeking male and female? Or male seeking male? Choices choices!
UberHorny aka Fling don't need your whole life story or blood type. They know you're just tryna get some D or V! The sign up takes 2 seconds, like ordering McDonalds but for your pants! *makes orgasm face*
Once you're in, you can upload your pics for potential matches to see if you're their type. My advice? Lead with your best waifu cosplay to attract fellow anime freaks! But please keep it SFW, no banana hammock pics plz. Save those for the DMs you thirsty hentai simp!
Premium Membership Tea on UberHorny (aka Fling)
Ok listen up this part is important. To really get your anime freak on, you gotta upgrade to a premium account. It starts at just $0.95 bones for 2 days! They got monthly and yearly packages too from $34.95 to $119.88.
Not too bad compared to sites like OnlyFans which are like $20 a month for basically just cosplay pics. With UberHorny aka Fling premium you get the whole buffet from live cam streams to XXX chatrooms. We love bargainshopping!
And here's the scalding ☕️ - UberHorny aka Fling offers a free 3 month membership if you don't bust a nut within 90 days! Talk about motivation to get laid ASAP lmao.
So I say dive in with the 2 day trial for just $1 and see if it's worth it! You might just meet your real life Rem or Mikasa. *nosebleeds*
Avoiding Fakes and Scammers on UberHorny aka Fling Like a Pro!
Now it's time for some real spill. Behind every hot anime babe is usually some crusty old dude in his mom's basement. Catfishing is real on hookup sites!
While UberHorny aka Fling has some fixes in place to catch bots and fakes, you gotta stay sharp. Peeps asking for your credit card and SSN right away are sus! Report them and move on to real possibilities.
And remember, the hotter the profile pic the more likely it's a Catfish. Don't be greedy with your personal info and you'll be fine. Trust me, I learned the hard way...
*flashback to me hugging a body pillow in tears*
Top Features for Getting Your Nutaku On with UberHorny (aka Fling)
If you're gonna drop your hard earned clams on a premium account, here are the best features to get your tentacles wet:
- Livestreams - Watch real amateur egirls on cam doing the dirty deeds! It really gets my udon nice and slippery if you know what I mean.
- Games - Play "Who's Cute" and vote on profiles like Tinder to boost your matches. Otaku speed dating ftw!
- Chatrooms - Talk about your favorite hentai in public and dirty DM. Just don't send unwanted eggplant pics, you'll get blocked.
- Profile browsing - Search by location and interests to find your perfect senpai. Filter those catfish out!
- Sell content - Become an egirl and sell your used dakimakuras! Kidding lol. unless...?
So whether you're a lonely weeb or kawaii kitty girl, UberHorny aka Fling has the XXX action you crave. Time for the real tea sis...
The Scalding Hot Tea on UberHorny (aka Fling)
UberHorny aka Fling has been serving up hot hookups. They know their shit when it comes to the online smash and dash. But no app is perfect. Here's the truth tea:
- Cheap membership
- Easy signup
- Ton of real horny humans?
- Limited free features
- Still many fakes and catfish
- App needs some work
- Customer service takes 4ever to reply
- Auto-renews your membership
- No refunds for unused time
So in summary, it's a great app for finding quick anime-style hookups. But don't expect to meet your husbando/waifu here. Unless they have cat ears and DD size badonkahonks. Then smash that signup button and start swiping! - X Porn Dude
Just use some basic bitch common sense when sharing info and turn off auto-renew so UberHorny aka Fling doesn't keep charging you. On to the comedy...
Hilarious TikTok About My Catfishing Incident
*makes TikTok dance moves*
When I joined UberHorny aka Fling to find my IRL waifu but ended up getting catfished by an old man who still lives in his mom's basement. 💀😭
*shows pics of hot anime girl compared to creepy old guy*
He catfished me as an egirl named MeowMeowKitty69. I was down horrendous until I found out it was all lies!
Ladies, beware of fuckboys on hookup sites! Do your due diligence before meeting up. Stay safe out there besties! 😘💕
My Hit Song About Wanting Senpai to Notice Me
*sung to the tune of Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo*
I got my VR headset on, searching UberHorny aka Fling for senpai
But every girl's a bot catfishing for my credit card or worse...
And I know we're never gonna match now
But you're in my head, senpai
I just want you to notice me
But instead I got catfished at anime expo
He said he was a pink haired kitty kawaii egirl
But it was just some ugly bastard
Who still lives with his mom
And eats her pizza rolls
Now I'm stuck hugging my dakimakura waifu pillow
Oh senpai, please notice me
I wanna watch anime and hentai with you
I'd do anything just to get you to say hi...
But for now I'll keep searching UberHorny aka Fling until we finally meet!
*blows kiss* Arigato gozaimasu!
Final Thoughts for My Fellow Weebs on UberHorny (aka Fling)
And that's the scalding hot tea on UberHorny, aka Fling - the hookup app for thirsty weebs like me! Thanks for sticking around while I kept saying "UberHorny aka Fling" over and over.
I know I beat that dead horse into glue, but I had to drive home that they are the same shady app, nomsayin'? Didn't want any of my beloved fans getting scammed by this recycled sushi roll.
Hopefully you found this review helpful even though I kept repeating "UberHorny aka Fling" at least 69 times hehe. I'll work on churning out some fresh content next, pinky swear! But for now, smell ya later my kawaii hentai hotties! *makes peace sign* X PornDude-chan needs her beauty sleep.
But wait, I gotta spill the scalding ☕️ on how I cracked the case of Fling'sfishy rebrand...*sips boba dramatically*
So I went to sign up and got a message saying I already had an account! I was like nani?? Fishy much?
Then when I did "forgot password", I got a Fling email! I spit out my boba. And the payment page said "Fling" too!
They didn't even fully rebrand, so lazy! Like seeing Clark Kent rip off his suit - bam, it's Superman. Couldn't believe my eyes y'all.
Well, at least I don't gotta review the same crusty app twice. Arigato for the time save UberHorny/Fling lol!
Plus that's just one more page I can get indexed on Google. *hair flip* Who's the SEO queen? That's right, me! More pages for Google to snack on means more traffic for this egirl!
I should get an award for outstanding achievement in taking advantage of shady hookup sites. *makes peace sign* The things I do for my fans! - X Porn Dude
Anyway, smell ya later pervy weebs! This genius egirl needs her beauty sleep. Oyasumi! *X PornDude collapses onto body pillow smugly*
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X ThePornDude's UberHorny Review Summary:
- UberHorny (also known as Fling) is a hookup site.
- Signing up for UberHorny is quick and easy, requiring only an email and preferences.
- UberHorny's premium membership offers additional features, starting at $0.95 for 2 days.
- When using UberHorny, be cautious of fake profiles and catfish on the app.
- UberHorny provides various features, including livestreams, games, chatrooms, profile browsing, and content selling.
- While UberHorny has its strengths, such as affordable membership and a large user base, it also has limitations and areas for improvement.
- The connection between UberHorny and Fling is revealed, indicating they are essentially the same app.