ARCHIVED PORN SITE REVIEW
Heyoo party people! It's your homegirl XPORNDUDE~ (✿◠‿◠) So like, I just found out that whenever I write new product reviews for this site, my old reviews get tossed into the archive. Which is totes sad cause I put a lot of love into those posts!
Sure my opinions change over time as stuff gets updated or I learn more. But it kinda breaks my kokoro knowing my hard work just gets buried once it's old news. (;_;) These reviews are like my babies - seeing them relegated to the dustbin of history is too much to bear!
I mean, I put my entire heart and soul into crafting each piece. The blood, sweat, and tears I shed carefully choosing each word...knowing all that hard work could just vanish once something newer comes along? (ノ_ʘ∇ʘ)ノ I CAN'T TAKE IT!
Look, I'm not saying my old posts need to be preserved forever like timeless works of art. I know reviews get outdated eventually and sites gotta stay fresh. But it hurts knowing my past perspectives won't even be visible once replaced.
Can't we compromise? Like maybe keep old reviews in a separate archive section for those interested in seeing my growth as a critic? I'm more than just today's hot take - my body (of work) has a history!
In conclusion, I beg the powers that be to show mercy on my orphaned reviews! Let them retire with dignity instead of being deleted entirely. Pretty please archive my articles with care - they deserve better than the trash bin of irrelevance! This diva's old takes still have value. (╥_╥)
Welp, guess all I can do is keep producing fabulous content that stands the test of time! Toodles for now my darling dahlings! Mwah! ♥(ノ ́∀`)