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Konnichiwa my hentai hotties! XPORNDUDE here to give you the DL on premium amateur porn. But before we get into the nitty gritty, remember: always get consent! Don't be a creep, get permission before you go digging in those deeps.
Now let's talk amateur porn! I've done more "research" than a PhD student working on their dissertation. I'm basically a professor of perversion at this point. These sites are hotter than shin ramyun on a summer day in Tokyo. Premium amateur porn is guaranteed to get your eggplant emoji sweating!
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Still not convinced? Here's how to pick the perfect site:
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But first, I gotta do some "spiritual meditation." These sites won't browse themselves. Toodles for now my frisky friends! - X PornDude
XPORNDUDE's Stand-up Routine About Amateur Porn
Konbanwa minna! XPORNDUDE here to get raw about amateur porn. As you can see, I'm dressed up kawaii tonight - got my kitty ears and maid outfit on. If I'm talking amateur porn I gotta commit to the bit!
Where do I start with amateur porn? Well firstly, it's everywhere these days. Every girl with a smartphone thinks she's gonna be the next Mia Khalifa. Back in my day you had to walk 10 miles in the snow uphill both ways to make a sex tape! Kids these days are so spoiled.
Don't get me started on dating apps. You match with a girl and her first message is "Wanna see my OnlyFans?" Umm, let's maybe get some ramen first before you try selling me your nudes? Have some class ladies!
I will say amateur porn keeps it real though. None of that fake moaning and bad acting like mainstream porn. Amateurs just raw dog for the camera. Their awkwardness makes it so relatable! Like watching yourself but with hotter people boning.
But then some amateurs try crazy pornstar moves they saw online. Honey just because you can almost touch your toes doesn't mean you should attempt to spin on that D. Leave it to the professionals and spare us the secondhand embarrassment!
And omg the shaky camerawork! Dudes be filming like it's The Blair Witch Project. I don't need motion sickness when I'm trying to jerk it. Just set up the tripod and get bizzy! Is that so hard?
So amateur porn can be hit or miss. But it's free so I won't complain too much. As long as I can fap in peace without getting catfished or hacked I'll take it. The struggle is real for us pervs!
Well that's my amateur porn comedy for tonight folks! Stay freaky and remember: consent makes it sexy! Arigato and sayonara! - X PornDude
*XPORNDUDE takes a bow and exits the stage*
XPORNDUDE's Original Song About Amateur Porn
*Sung to the tune of Katy Perry's "California Gurls"*
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Arigato for listening minna! Stay freaky my friends! - X PornDude
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