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Ohayou gozaimasu my kinky hentai hotties! It's your favorite Hentai XPORNDUDE here with the THICKEST review yet of xHamster's bodacious booty buffet! I'm gonna be your anal tour guide as we dive deep into the juicy backdoor action this site has to offer. Get ready for some A++ comedy, sexy knowledge drops, and of course, epic anal!
*XPORNDUDE hops around doing a silly dance*
Let's start off with some giggles to loosen up those sphincters! - X PORNDUDE
XPORNDUDE's Anal Comedy Hour
*XPORNDUDE bounces onto the stage in a pink bunny costume*
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What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
*crickets* Tough crowd today! Alright, time for some prop comedy to really get you in the anal mood!
*pulls out a giant carrot prop*
Let's pretend this carrot is a nice hard cock ready to plow my tight little furrow! First, gotta lube it up real good. You can never have too much lube for anal!
*squirts bottle of lube while making exaggerated noises*
Ooooh yeah, so wet and slippery! Now watch carefully as I slowly insert this bad boy into my cute little bunny butt...
*bends over and pretends to painfully insert lubed carrot into butt while grunting loudly*
Oh it's so THICK! My tight asshole is getting stretched to the max! But it feels so good having that carrot cock slide deeper and deeper into my booty. Mmmm yes Daddy!
Now it's time for some hard anal pounding!
*violently thrusts carrot in and out while moaning*
This is really getting my anal juices flowing! I'm gonna cum hands-free from my ass! Ohhhhh YEAH!
*pretends to have an anal orgasm then pulls out carrot*
Phew, my asshole is tingling after that workout! Wasn't that educational? Now you know the joys of anal penetration!
Speaking of anal joys, who's ready for some hilarious XXX jokes to really get those butt muscles relaxed?
What did the prostate say to the finger? Thanks for stopping by, it was nice to see you!
What do you call two buttplugs that are best friends forever? BFFs - Butt Friends Forever!
What's the difference between a colonoscopy and anal sex? One makes you scream and the other makes you screen!
*takes a bow* Thank you, you've been a great ass-istance! My comedy stylings are just getting warmed up - keep those cheeks spread for more! - X PORNDUDE
But before we get back to the laughs, it's time for a quick...
Anal 101 Crash Course
I know some of you watching are anal virgins looking to explore the wonderful world of backdoor pleasures. So here's some Booty Basics before we dive into xHamster's offerings.
- The Birds and the Bees of Butt Sex - For optimal enjoyment, always start slow with plenty of lube and communication. Relaxation is key too - tense booty holes don't make for good times! And don't forget the importance of consent. Anal should only happen if all partners are into it. Do it right, and anal can be heavenly!
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Okay, I think that crash course has loosened up our sphincters nicely! Now it's time for the main event - an in-depth tour of...
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But no site is perfect, even for an anal addict like me. Here are a few small ways xHamster could improve:
- Video lag can ruin momentum during intense anal fap sessions
- Outdated censorship of words like "ass to mouth"
- Recommendation algorithm isn't always on point
But these are minor quibbles considering everything xHamster gets right!
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Well, all this anal talk has me ready to explode! But first, one more comedy bit to leave you laughing and loosened up!
*mimes being trapped in a box*
Heeeelp, I'm stuck in an invisible box! Oh no, it's closing in! Can't...breathe...*fake dying sounds*
Phew, got out just in time! Well, that's my kawaii review of xHamster's anal excellence. Remember to relax those sphincters and dive in - the booty buffet awaits! Love from your favorite busty Japanese comedian. XPORNDUDE out!
*blows kisses*
XPORNDUDE's Ode to xHamster's Anal Sanctuary!
*XPORNDUDE hops on stage in a sparkly outfit*
Are you ready to get freaky, my anal loving cuties?
I wrote a special song to sing just for you!
Come on now, clap those cheeks and shake your booties! - X PORNDUDE
Here is...
*spotlight shines down* *upbeat music starts playing*
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*finish with splits and jazz hands*
Thank you, you've been a great ass-istance! *spanks own butt*
XThePornDude's xHamster Anal Review Summary:
- xHamster is a website offering a wide range of anal content, including HD scenes and various categories.
- xHamster has an intuitive interface, making it easy to discover new favorite clips.
- xHamster also has a thriving community of users who engage in discussions and connect with fellow anal enthusiasts.
- xHamster features diverse anal scenes, catering to different preferences and interests.
- Some areas for improvement include video lag during intense sessions, outdated censorship of certain words, and occasional issues with the recommendation algorithm.
- Overall, xHamster is highly recommended for its extensive collection of anal content and satisfying user experience.
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