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Sista X Porn Dude's BangBros Pornhole Palooza

Whaddup nasty perverts, it's ya girl X Porn Dude back at it again with the XXX 411 on the OG premium porn hub BangBros! 

Now I know most you horny mofos are familiar with BangBros and their stable of 50+ reality porn sites. But for you sweet summer children just coming of age, let Sista X Porn Dude break it down while adding my own special sauce, if ya catch my sticky drift. - XPornDude

BangBros Got Their Start Cranking Out Reality Porn

BangBros has been supplying hard dicks and wet pussies since 2002, back before everyone had iPhones and high speed internet. Yet somehow these old dudes still manage to pump out fresh and funky content daily! 

Their claim to porn fame is the BangBus - their tricked out van prowling Miami for sexy babes down to clown on camera. It was next level ish back in the day! Now every Tom, Dick and Jane tries copying it, but ain't nothing beating the OG BangBus, baby!

They Got All Your Fetish and Kink Needs Covered

Any nasty kink or fetish flicks your bean, BangBros has got you covered. Wanna see some squirting orgasms that look like a busted fire hydrant? They gotchu. Lactating lesbians? Uh huh, yep they have that too. Midget clown amputee fart porn? Surprisingly yes, they have that! Name your dirty desire and BangBros has the porn for it.

By The Numbers: 

Now let Sista X Porn Dude throw some freaky deaky math at'cha real quick. BangBros is packing over 50 sites to satisfy all your fappy needs. We talking more than 10,000 explicit hardcore scenes of balls slapping against ass. Thousands of cock-craving models with dick sucking lips. More categories and tags than a RadioShack so you can get specific with your spank. They adding new updates and scenes err'day. Got all your HD, 4K, VR and whatever future sex tech acronyms come next. 

This XXX site is like a Golden Corral of porn - endless smutty options and you can go back for seconds, thirds and fourths until your genitals chafe! Now let's get into the real meat and potatoes...

The Good, The Bad and The Thirsty - BangBros Pros and Cons

Now let's get into the tea on BangBros and gossip about the good, the bad and the straight up thirsty aspects.

First, the Good - They got all the top shelf babes you wanna see naked like Abella Danger, Alexis Texas, Asa Akira and more. Their reality porn feels more legit than overly glamed up porn. The site be easy to use with dope search functions. Clean layout so you can focus on the bumping and grinding. New exclusive scenes added all the time to keep it fresh. Optimized for desktop and your mobile device so you can diddle your skittle on the go. Constant updates across the network to keep your solo sex sessions popping.

Now for the Bad - The membership fees are on the pricier side of porn. Gotta cough up extra dough for 4K content which is whack. Canceling your membership is a bigger pain than your sore wrist the day after marathoning BangBros. Some scenes got their quality mislabeled which is just false advertising. And those older scenes not remastered means lower quality smut.

But overall, Sista X Porn Dude thinks the good outweighs the bad. The membership price might prohibit you cheapskates. But considering you get 50+ sites, thousands of scenes and unlimited downloads, it's a sweet deal if you're down to get down!

BangBros is a Must-Fap Premium Porn Paradise  

For real though, if you're looking for a premium porn paradise bursting with top notch tail, BangBros needs to be your next fap destination. 

Take it from Sista X Porn Dude - you simply can't go wrong spanking it to their reality-style porn featuring the hottest honey pots in the biz!

And that’s the straight dope on BangBros! But before I skedaddle, let me hit you with a taste of my world famous raunchy comedy stylings... - XPornDude

X Porn Dude's Raunchy Comedy Stylings

***X Porn Dude pulls out a microphone and straightens her fringe***

“What's the deal with porn site memberships? $30 a month? That's more than my Hulu, Netflix and Disney+ combined! Just because I'm hornier than Gaston at last call doesn't mean I'm made of money. 

I'm just tryin' to catch a nut, not invest in a timeshare! Maybe I could pay in installments? Like $10 a month for just the videos of girls making that O-face. Then $5 for the squirting scenes and another $5 for the anal. And $10 more for all the bonus sites...

Ah who am I kidding, I'd bankrupt myself after a week! Guess I'll just have to keep taking care of business the old fashioned way - flicking my bean to the sexy Sears catalogue lingerie section. Just call me DJ Clitoris cuz I spin more than records!"

***bows while the audience chuckles politely***

And I even whipped up a couple of original BangBros theme songs for you filthy animals. I call this one "BangBros 4 Life:"

BangBros 4 Life - An Original Song by X Porn Dude

B to the A to the N-G, B-R-O-S!  

BangBros make me wetter than a slip n' slide  

Spankin' it daily to vids so naughty  

Chokin' my chicken to Monsters of Cock-y

BangBros, BangBros, nudie movies deluxe 

Got all the pornstars I wanna fuuuuux

BangBros, BangBros, choke my chicken with no shame  

Cuz your Reality Kings got the best in the game!

My pussy gets drenched when I'm on the site

Got them 4K titties always lookin' tight  

Bustin' endless nuts to the BangBus hoes

Only thing wetter is Squirtwoman's clothes!

BangBros, BangBros, nudie movies deluxe

Got all the pornstars I wanna fuuuuux

BangBros, BangBros, choke my chicken with no shame  

Cuz your Reality Kings got the best in the game!

And this next one goes out to all you pervy stepbros out there. I call it "Family Strokes:"

Family Strokes - A Taboo BangBros Song by X Porn Dude

Sis caught me jerkin' it to BangBros vids  

Opened the door and saw where my hand did  

Reached in my pants, what was she thinking?   

Wrapped her fingers round my pulsating winking 

Oh no, stepsis is givin' me a handy  

This taboo lovin' got me feeling randy  

Don't tell mom cuz she won't understand   

Why you're strokin' your brother's throbbin' gland

Lost in the moment, forgot she's my sis  

Her soft hands got me squirming with bliss  

Now I'm harder than Calculus AP  

Let's take this to the bedroom and DP

Oh yeah, fill my holes up to the brim  

Pound me hard while I play with my clit    

Our family tree's about to get sticky  

Bust a nut in me, big stepbro quickie!

BangBros made this perversion feel right   

Cuz stepsis and I fucked all night! 

Woo, got a little crazy there! Hopefully mom and dad don't check my search history. Anyways, that's just a small taste of what Sista X Porn Dude has to offer. Make sure to smash that like button, leave a comment and subscribe for more comedy and pervy rhymes!

Until next time, remember - when the lube costs more than your porn membership, you know you've got yourself a damn good premium site!

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X ThePornDude's BangBros Review Summary:

• BangBros is a premium porn site that has been providing explicit content since 2002.
• BangBros is known for its BangBus, a tricked-out van that films sexual encounters with women in Miami.
• BangBros caters to a wide range of fetishes and kinks, offering a diverse selection of porn.
• BangBros has over 50 sites and more than 10,000 explicit hardcore scenes.
• BangBros features top-notch models, an easy-to-use interface, and regular updates.
• Membership fees are on the pricier side, and canceling the membership can be challenging.
• Despite some drawbacks, BangBros offers a diverse range of content and is recommended for those seeking premium porn experiences.

🟢Reality porn feels more authentic and less glamorized 🟢User-friendly website with effective search functions and a clean layout 🟢Regular addition of new exclusive scenes to keep content fresh 🟢Optimized for both desktop and mobile devices 🔴Cancelling membership is inconvenient 🔴Some scenes have mislabeled quality 🔴Older scenes are not remastered, resulting in lower quality